The Brothers Comstock - Dr. D.K. (The Dentist)

Dr. D.K. (the dentist)

My name is Dr. Dumkoff
but if it’s hard to say
just call me vhat zee others do
I’m doctor D.K.

Now vont you tell me about yourself
ant vhy you come to me today
please sit here in zee dentist chair
and I vill listen to vhat you say

I woke up this morning
and I knew it was real bad
my tooth- was really throbbing
it’s the worst pain I ever had

My mom, she said “I told you so,
you eat too much food that’s sweet
and now it’s finally happened
I woke up with rotten teeth

OK, so let us have zee little look
please open up vide for me
I’ll just poke around a little bit
ant zen tell you vhat I see

Now tell me vhich vone hurts
as I tap zem vith a little tinker
Zis vone? ( ) Huh ah Zis vone? ( )
Huh ah Oont Zis vone ( ) AAAhhhhh!
Ah ha! I zink ve found zee little schtinker!

It’s looks like you have a cavity
A cavity! Am I going to die?!
Of course not you silly little boy
Now please, zare is no need to cry

A cavity is not so bad
just a little tooth decay
somezing ve can quickly fix
any zen your mom vill pay.....I mean you’ll be off to play

First I’m going to numb your mouth
zo you von’t fill a thing
But I see that needle in your hand
It’s going to cause great pain!

Pleeze don’t vorry little boy
I’m vedy good at vhat I do
Oont I’ll be very careful
I promise I vill not hurt you

Aaaaaahhhhh! It’s going to hurt
what are you going to do
Ahcth! It’s already over
the vorst part is all through