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OPIE O'B.O.
He’s Opie O’B.O. the stinky so and so
He never wants to take a bath, his nose he’ll never blow
He’ll never brush or floss, he is a total loss
And when he smiles you can see his teeth is full of moss
He’ll never comb his hair, or change his underwear
And you can smell him coming long before that he is there
You can hear him when he walks ‘cause he will not change his socks
They make a crispy crackly sound because they’re hard as rocks
His toenails are all green with toe-jam in between
You know it might take dynamite to try and get ‘em clean
He’s Opie O’B.O. The stinky so and so
He never wants to take a bath, his nose he’ll never blow
He always wears a filthy shirt, he says it wouldn’t hurt
To plant flowers in the pockets they could grow in all the dirt
By the food stuck to his face, you can see just what he ate
He’ll never wash the dishes ‘cause his dog will lick the plate
He’s Opie O’B.O. The stinky so and so
He never wants to take a bath, his nose he’ll never blow
The nicest kid you’ll ever meet, helps old ladys cross the street
But if you think a skunk smells bad well you should smell his feet
He always picks his mom a rose, he’ll compliment your clothes
And he will always make you laugh if you can hold your nose
He’s Opie O’B.O. The stinky so and so
He never wants to take a bath, his nose he’ll never blow
If you have him as a friend, just make sure he stands down wind
‘Cause if you smelled his breath I guess well that would be the end
He’s a very friendly guy, he would never make you cry |
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