TWO SCOOPS OF SUGAR

When I wake up in the morning I need something to eat
I really like to start off with something sweet
I don’t want eggs or a piece of toast
No, I always make what I want most
So I pour a big bowl of Cheerios
And then I grab that sugar bowl, and it’s...

One scoop, two scoops, three scoops, four
Five scoops, six scoops, seven scoops more
Eight, nine, ten scoops of sugar on top
Boy I like that sugar a lot
Ten scoops of sugar just for me
Ten scoops of sugar make it sweet as can be.

Now I was sittin’ down to dinner with my family
When my mom handed me a big bowl of green peas
The taste of those I just couldn’t bear
I said, “Hey everybody, look over there”
As soon as Mom and Dad turned their head
Well I grabbed that sugar bowl and said...

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Now I eat that sugar almost every day
And this what I always hear my momma say:
“If you only eat food that’s sugary sweet
Someday you’re going to wake up with rotten teeth”
But why listen to Ma, what does she know
Just give me what’s in that sugar bowl, and it’s...
 
   

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